"II" Lyrics Lyrics: Presidents Of The uSA II
 
 
 
 
  1. Ladies And Gentlemen Part I
  2. Lunatic To Love
  3. Volcano
  4. Mach 5
  5. Twig
  6. Bug City
  7. Bath Of Fire
  8. Tiki God
  9. L.I.P
  10. Froggie
  11. Toob Amplifier
  12. Supermodel
  13. Puffy Little Shoes
  14. Ladies And Gentlemen Part II
  15. Basketball Dream


Ladies And Gentlemen Part I

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, what is your desire?
Hello ladies and gentlemen... explosions and fire
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, are you prepared to rok?
Hello ladies and gentlemen... let's rok

Let's rok, let's rok, let's rok

Do you have any idea what it takes to rok?
Every night every day every night
Plug us in and watch us pump out sound
Comin' to you so you don't have to leave town

This is the show, we are the band
Sometimes it just takes you by the hand


Lunatic To Love

I said I loved you and I told you on a Tuesday
You say you're happy but your mind is slidin' sideways
You say you're happy but you're dozy in the theater
The goons keep grillin' me wondrin' - how I'm treatin' ya!

I say she's happy, that's all that matters
I say she's happy, that's all that matters
Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered
You say she's happy, that's all that matters now

That's all that matters now.....
When I get you home... in my room
Between my sheets and I got a chance to tell you, face to face
How I fell about you darlin' now, I say

You're a lunatic to love, you're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey Lunatic

I dropped you off at the asylum on a Friday
You looked like hell but I said that you looked OK
Spent the weekend flailing round the trailer
I had to tie you down and strap on your inhaler

I wish that I could help you feel the cool breeze
Set up an IV of sanity
Say there's a spy in one half of your brain
Spyin' on the other half and it's drivin' you a little insane

But you're happy, that's all that matters
You say you're happy, that's all that matters
Your clothes are crappy and your brain is badly battered
You say you're happy, that's all that matters now

That's all matters right now
When I rescue you from those concrete rooms
Where they keep you tied up to your bed
Giving you shots of electricity every morning at 7am
It's enough to drive a sane person crazy
Baby let me tell you how I feel about you

You're a lunatic to love, you're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey Lunatic

Oh yeah, oh yeah.... Love, Love, Love
Lunatic to love
Lunatic to love


Volcano

Under the island... middle of a mountain
There is a big bad... boomin' system
Blowin' speakers, woofers and tweeters
Amplifiers... melted wires
The party exploded.. the core is corroded
Under ground... the Puget Sound
Cause a shiftin'... and a driftin'
Big black boom box... stuck in the hot rock
It's in there flowin'... it's in there growin'
You don't believe me... that this scenery
Could be a... cold blooded killer

It's gonna blow woa woa woa.... Volcano

Now the island is shiftin'... the plates are liftin
The core is creamy... docile and dreamy
Stopped up and steamy
Happy campers... poop in their pampers
When a mountain... become a fountain
Of white hot lave... molten magma
Super sonic... plate tectonics
Stereo phonic... lava and tonic
The boom is bionic
Sony shut down... magnavox meltdown
Ballistic breakdown
Hi-fi heatwave... lo-fi lava cave
That sulfur smell is... Mt. St. Helens
Pompeii was yellin'...

It's gonna blow woa woa woa... Volcano


Mach 5

I will survive in my mach 5, in my mach 5 I will survive

I bring the hammer down
A tiny crushing sound
And I'm in the yard
Smashing match box cars
An itty bitty crash
And my machine is trash
But I'm blastin' past
With chickey on the dash, chickey on the gas... go chickey

I will survive in my mach 5, im my mach 5 I will survive

The firecracker blow
An urge overload
The wild plastic fire
Smoke from the tire
Layin' a little patch
Without a single scratch
Between the hammer and the rock I
Can see a bright blue mach 5, it's my mach 5

Oh my goodness...
It's the most beautiful
Little thing I've ever seen in my life
It's blue on the outside
And all creamy on the inside... yeah
I can't bring myself to smash it
So I take it for a ride on a
Sunny summer Sunday afternoon
And I'm riding with the top down
Riding with the top down
Riding with the top down
Hell I blew the top right off my car!

I will survive in my mach 5, in my mach 5 I will survive


Twig

Some weepy creepy willow pillow boggy shit
Transcendental big wheel can you feel it
I got a chickey face down trippin' so damn hard
His head splits open stuffin' spills out into the car
Cup of dirty water and a lonely bony frog
Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full off smog
Paint a monkey gold, let it loose downtown
You start him with a smile and he'll come back with a frown

He's just a twig in the wind, twig in the wind
I'm think and thin and all right

I'm happy feelin' crappy in my nappy little car
I'm squozen frozen duplicsted drunk in a bar
Tape recorded all distored genius machine... a
Spokes model dipped in refried beans
Piggys pay full price to put their necks on the stumpy
Dusty busty skeletons who pay at the pumpy
Multi nipped rotating D.J. sap
I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat I'm just a

Twig in the wind
I'm think and thin and all right


Bug City

Well... I... happed to...
Find me a buggy
Comin' out from under a rock in the grass
He got his buggy luggage
No time to talk he's walkin' fast

He's headed for a log where the lady bugs are plentiful
He showed me some brochures and I must say it was beautiful
I'm belly down and bendin' back the blades
Bug stopped just enough for him to say

I'm on my way... to bug citay
I'm on my way... to bug citay

If you want to dance with a buggy
Put all six feet on the ground
A bug will pick up your luggage
And drive you straight into town
When you're safe from the spray and the kitty and the chase
If bugs could make it there they could make it anyplace
Between the sun goin' down and the sun comin' up
Bug city's rockin' yea that feather pluckin' log is lit up

I'm on my way... to bug citay

And they're all going to bug city for the night
And they're all going to bug city for the night
Every single bug that you see on the sidewalk
Is going to bug city for the night


Bath Of Fire

I let my thirsy boots wander all over
And they come home with lies about women
And in the evening toe up to the stars
Sun is comin' up and somethin's feelin' funky

Old moldy korn club stuck in the mud it makes me
Wish for a million dollar view
Spend my last lone quarter on the korn clubs kool aid and
There's nothing else I'd rather do

Nothin' like a bath of fire
To get this deep doqn dirt outta me

Razor fanged rattlesnake only tryin' to protect itself
I had to haul off and blow it's little head away
Sucked out the venom, kept the little skin and
Meat found it's way onto my plate

There go my boots complainin', tell me it's time to go stompin'
I better listen or they'll kick my ass

Hell is down there yawnin', hopin' I fall head first in it
Nothing like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me

Nothin' like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me


Tiki God

I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divided the sea
Showed the evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little tiki god make sure I'd live in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver

I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God

When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble, an awful commotion
Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the god was mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes

He had a Tiki God... saves him... he had a Tiki God

So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots
Your head is spinning and you're fading fast
How long do you think the kind of fun can last
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I found my idol in a bottle on the ocean
Splits the clouds and divides the sea
And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be

You got a Tiki God... saves you... You got a Tiki God


L.I.P

Freckles and eyes of brown
I'll take a big patty of cow
Beautiful pearly statue
I couldn't eat meat without you

Little Indian Princess

Took her off the vegetation
Took her by the arm
Selling e-coli burgers
Couldn't do no harm

Little Indian Princess

Took her off the vegetation
Took her by the arm
Selling e-coli burgers
Couldn't do no harm
I'd use any reason
I'd use any trick
Just to spend my loose change
On a fist sized ice cream cone at Dick's

Little Indian Princess


Froggie

Froggie jumped all over the stage that day

Rolling Stone magazine... sucked him dry and made him king
Froggie let rip with a big burp and

Mick Jagger kissin' froggie's lips... studying films of froggie's hips
His eyes are closed cause he's off in a world of ecstacy
Where froggie folks get the froggie scene and

WATCH HIM JUMP!

The rocker doctor came downtown to write perscriptions by the pound
And froggie spread it all around

Got 50 000 in his flock
He plays arena animal rock
He can barely stand up straight but somehow he does
Make his way directly to the front of the stage and

WATCH HIM JUMP!

The show is over... the band is gone... the crowd is gone...
His girlfriend's gone.. his make-up's all been sweated off and
He's all alone...
He goes to fill that one last perscription...
The one with the deadly description...
He swallows it down...
His brain explodes... his eyes implode... his tiny heart goes peuny pop...
His shiny legs refuse to hop and he floats on down...
To a burning place... he looks around... for a friendly face...
The band is there patiently waitin' for froggie's brand new sonic creation
He starts to ribbit... starts to kick it

Rolling Stone magazine made him cry and missed the king
Froggie let rip with a big burp and

Froggie jumped all over the stage that day


Toob Amplifier

Excuse me, can I tell you a story
Sure, lay it on us man
OK, it goes like this

I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold... la la la la la
I got myself a new tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one

I got myself a little tube amplifier
It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream
I got myself a new tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one

I got myself a new big bertha driver
Gonna take to the range
(Take it to the range)
I got myselfa new big bertha driver
Now I'm gonna hit a big one
(300, hit a big one)

I got myself a new cymbal supplier
They're really good they're Sabian
(They're great they're Sabian)
I got myself a new cymbal supplier
Now I'm gonna crash
Now I'm gonna hit
Now I'm gonna blow a big one


Supermodel

Love child of Genghis Khan
And a beautiful busty Amazon
On the Death Star with her God Father
Darth Vader... and 9 months later

But that's impossible
She's super colossal
She'll make a fascinating fossil

Supermodel... oh yea...
Supermodel... not just a regular girl

She made of metal and a million miles high
Hair-do scrapin' the sky
Made it with the Terminator
Schwarzenegger... and 9 months later

But that's impossible
She's super colossal
She'll make a fascinating fossil

Supermodel... oh yea...
Supermodel... not just a regular girl


Puffy Little Shoes

Little puffy cloud with a tounge
Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug
If I had a choice between those two
You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes

Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes

Little skinny chicken on my plate
Big skinny skinhead he's up to here in hate
If I had a choice between those two
You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes

Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes

Won't you take to Chicago
Can you hear me?
I hear and you obey
Puffy little shoes... puffy little shoes yeah urge overkill
Got puffy little

Take a ride inside my eye
And this is what you will likely find

Big hammer mudball breakin' my bones
And soft shoulder salamander up close and alone
And if I had a choice between those two
You know I'd absolutely have to choose the one with the shoes
Little monkey clawin' at my face
And people pack into the ROCK AND ROLL PLACE!!!
If I had a choice between those two
You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes

Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes

I hear and you obey
Puffy little shoes... puffy little shoes yeah yeah!


Ladies And Gentlemen Part II

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you enjoyed the show
Goodbye ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, that's all the songs we know
Goodbye ladies and gentlemen, SO LET GO! LET'S GO!


Basketball Dream

I had a dream.... Magic Johnston was ill
He autographed the ball.... small rubber ball.
Ten feet tall.... pig, big puffy shoes.
Are the cameras on.... are the cameras on?
Set the ball down.... went out to the court.
Shot a swish (laugh laugh)
Felt like a.... felt like a pillow.
Went back to his spot.... Magic was gone.
Same old ball..... time to go home.